Today's AstroSlam

Leão

You egotism knows no bounds. You don't have to slather your mark over everything you've done and certainly not over group efforts. Your attempts at showboating have not gone unnoticed, prima donna.


Gémeos

It's rare that you ever have your own ideas, since you often can't even focus on one. Right now, you're particularly vulnerable to influence. Your shameful malleability is only going to get worse.


Peixes

That little voice that drives you to act selflessly is working overtime and the world is a better place for it. Lots of good is being done and you've no time to brood about how sad you are.


Balança

Getting along well with other people comes naturally to you and today is only going to get better. One might say it's your charm, but your most favored trait is your skill at being a complete pushover.


Touro

Your stodgy and sensible attitude is like pollen to the bees of mischief. They just can't help but mess with you. The way your face gets red and your eyes bug out when you're angry is hilarious!


Escorpião

Being insightful on the latest trends is useful to someone like you. Being hip is just another way you can make your myriad insecurities hide behind a think veil of elitism. You're pathetic.


Virgem

Recycling, composting, and more could do much to ease human stress on the planet's natural resources. Stop being a big priss, get your hands dirty, and make a difference in the world around you.


Sagitário

You're full of crap. This works in your favor as you rely on that crap to be creative; it's a putrid symbiosis. Use your so-called talents to attract new friends ... or don't, we don't care.


[Acho que não me esqueci de ninguém! Se esqueci, é só irem até AQUI.]